Anonymous asked: What's it like being an adult


"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! next thing i know i’m staring at a ceiling that is not my own did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 

"All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex." - Just with you though (via enolajay)

(Source: fuckingsession)





list of cool things to call me (not cute)

  • celestial
  • exquisite
  • sublime
  • otherworldly
  • alluring
  • magnificent
  • charming
  • superb
  • fascinating
  • splendid
  • dazzling
  • entrancing
  • radiant




im in toronto in love w this city

there’s a whole universe inside me.
"And if we won’t burn together,
I’ll burn alone." - Bret Easton Ellis (via thatlitsite)


Sleeping Goddess at the Lost Gardens of Heligan, England. - Imgur

The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty, 1837
Manchester Art Gallery
"You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches." - Dita Von Teese (via fawun)

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